Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
crunch-nocaptaincrunch:

Fall Out Boy Liacouras Center Philadelphia 9/8
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact
coldchainz:

mary, nothing above thee

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better
lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians:

Corinna, 18 (almost 19), single, and from Canada. Looking to meet people! 

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salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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